Welcome to the land of eternal darkness, where the only thing harder than staying alive is finding a decent latte.
But don’t fret, because this post will guide you through the treacherous terrain of this bleak and dismal realm.
Here are 10 ways to know you’re stuck in a grimdark fantasy world:
1. You can’t walk five feet without tripping over a corpse.
2. The sun is always setting, even at noon.
3. The local pub serves nothing but mead and despair.
4. The only animals you see are giant, man-eating spiders and giant, man-eating spiders that can fly.
5. The king is either a tyrant or a zombie…or a zombie-tyrant.
6. The only way to tell the difference between the heroes and the villains is that the heroes are slightly less evil.
7. Every conversation starts with “Winter is coming” and ends with “We’re all gonna die.”
8. The only thing more dangerous than the wilderness is the city.
9. The only jobs available are “adventurer” or “sacrificial lamb.”
10, The only way to win is to not play.
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