Ah, the joys of a grimdark fantasy world: darkness, despair, and the constant threat of being devoured by giant, man-eating spiders.
But fear not, because here you’ll a handy list of survival tips to help you navigate this bleak and dismal realm.
From avoiding dark forests to spotting the signs of necromancers, these tips will give you the upper hand in the never-ending battle for survival.
So grab your sharpest stick, because things are about to get real. Just don’t blame me when you’re inevitably devoured by giant, man-eating spiders…
1. Always carry a sword (or at least a sharp stick).
In a grimdark fantasy world, danger lurks around every corner, and being armed is essential for survival.
2. Learn to spot the signs of a prophecy.
Everything revolves around ancient prophecies and the chosen one. Knowing how to spot the signs can give you a head start on the competition.
3. Avoid the dark forests.
It may seem obvious, but dark forests are where the worst monsters and horrors reside. If you must enter one, make sure you have a good guide and a reliable map. Oh, and please refer back to tip number one.
4. Stay away from the hordes of the undead.
Whether they are zombies, skeletons, or worse, undead hordes are a sure sign that things are about to get very bad.
5. Trust no one, especially if they’re necromancers.
Let’s be blunt—necromancers are bastards. They’re the ultimate bad guys in grimdark fantasy, and they’re always up to no good. Do not trust them. I repeat…never trust a necromancer.
6. Learn to survive in extreme environments.
Grimdark fantasy worlds are often harsh and unforgiving, so it’s important to learn how to survive in a variety of conditions. And pack plenty of anti-fungal cream. Trust me, you’ll need it.
7. Learn to spot the signs of dark magic.
Dark magic can be found everywhere, and it’s important to know how to spot it before it’s too late. If there are occult symbols, swirly things, or smoke that appears to have sentience…run. Just run.
8. Keep a journal.
It’s all too easy to get lost in the endless darkness, so keeping a journal can help you remember where you’ve been and what you’ve seen. Plus, it may help others when they pick it from your half-rotted corpse.
9. Learn to appreciate the small moments of beauty.
Beauty is often hard to come by in a grimdark world, so it’s important to take a moment to appreciate the small things. Just maybe not look too closely at the cute furry things, because it will probably bit your nose off.
10. Keep your sense of humour.
Even in the darkest of worlds, laughter can help you endure the toughest times. And the laughter of others can act as warning beacon if it sounds particularly unhinged.
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