Welcome, brave warriors and mighty wizards!
Are you tired of being caught in battle with just a rusty sword and a worn-out shield?
Fear not, for you will discover the top ten weapons you need to make your enemies tremble and your allies cheer.
From Excalibur to the Ash’s chainsaw, these weapons will make sure you come out victorious in any battle.
This classic weapon is perfect for any fantasy hero. Not only is it powerful and sharp, but it also has the added bonus of being able to cut through any material (except maybe adamantium). Plus, it’s been blessed by the Lady of the Lake, so you know it’s legit.
2. Gandalf’s staff.
This powerful wizard’s staff has the ability to summon fire and lightning, and can even make you invisible. All you need is a long beard and the ability to stare meaningfully into the distance while wearing a pointy hat.
3. Thor’s hammer.
This powerful weapon is wielded by the god of thunder (the weather, not the nineties rock band). It can summon lightning and thunder at will (again, the weather, not the band). It’s perfect for crushing those pesky goblins and trolls. Just be careful not to throw it too far, or you might have a hard time finding it again.
4. Conan’s sword.
This powerful weapon is perfect for any barbarian or warrior. It’s great for slicing and dicing your enemies. And let’s be real, who doesn’t want to yell “Crom!” while wielding this bad boy?
5. The Dragonslayer sword.
This weapon is specifically designed to slay dragons, which are notoriously difficult to take down. Though whether this thing works on kittens is still up for debate…and the subject of a series of diabolical experiments I wish to conduct.
6. Merlin’s wand.
This powerful wizard’s wand has the ability to summon magic, cast spells, and even make you fly. Like Gandalf’s staff, accessorize with a long beard and pointy hat.
7. Link’s sword.
Wielded by the hero of Hyrule, this is powerful enough to take down giant monsters, powerful wizards, and even helps you solve puzzles.
8. Keanu’s powers.
Weild the ability to bend the laws of physics and make the impossible possible, including making sense of plot holes in earlier movies.
9. Sauron’s Ring.
This powerful ring, once wielded by the Dark Lord Sauron himself, has the ability to control the minds of others and even summon armies of orcs. But be careful, it has a tendency to corrupt those who wield it. So, if you’re feeling a little too power-hungry, it’s probably best to give this one a miss.
10. Inigo Montoya’s sword.
This weapon, wielded by the famous swordsman Inigo Montoya, is not only sharp and deadly, but it also has the added bonus of allowing you to deliver the perfect comeback line to your enemies. Just make sure you practice your “My name is Inigo Montoya” speech before heading into battle.