In the dappled shadows of fantasy literature where the roguish anti-heroes revel in their morally ambiguous glory, there scuttles a far less celebrated caste—the sidekick.
These often overlooked stalwarts of story are the wind beneath the rogues’ proverbially dubious wings, providing comic relief, moral compasses, or even a well-timed kidney punch just as the tavern brawl turns sour.
Let’s hoist these unsung heroes from the footnotes to the marquee, shall we?
After all, behind every great rogue is a sidekick rolling their eyes.
The Sane to Their Insane
Firstly, spare a thought for the long-suffering sidekick who plays the straight man to the rogue’s maverick.
They are the ones holding the horse, picking up the tab, and generally ensuring that the rogue doesn’t end up in a gibbet before the story’s end.
They provide a sense of normalcy and, dare we say, sanity in a life otherwise beset by the rogue’s penchant for chaos.
The Conscience in the Shadows
For every rogue with a heart of gold (or at least, brass), there’s a sidekick whispering morally sound advice into their ear, often ignored but indispensable.
They are Jiminy Cricket in leather boots, the ones tugging at the rogue’s sleeve, reminding them of the ‘right thing to do’ amidst the seductive call of treasure chests and ill-advised seductions.
The Butt of All Jokes
Without the trusty sidekick, who would suffer the indignity of pratfalls, misfired spells, or the classic accidental ingestion of a love potion?
They endure it all with a grin (or a grimace), knowing their suffering is for the greater comedic good.
The Unexpected Hero
When push comes to shove (often off a perilous cliff), it’s sometimes the sidekick who saves the day.
They’re the unexpected heroes, the ones pulling the rogue’s backside out of the proverbial and literal fire, only to fade into the background once the applause rolls in.
The Loyalty Behind the Legend
A rogue’s loyalty is often questionable at best, but their sidekick’s fidelity is as steadfast as a monk’s vow of silence.
Whether it’s a matter of debt, honour, or the rarest kind of friendship, these sidekicks stick around through thick and thin.
They’re the Samwise to your Frodo, if Frodo regularly nicked the silverware.
The Mirror to Their Madness
The sidekick often serves as a reflection of the rogue, highlighting their virtues and vices with stark clarity.
Without these trusty companions, the rogue’s dazzling brilliance might just be a tad too blinding.
The sidekick grounds them, reminding us that even the most maverick of heroes needs a helping hand—or at least someone to groan at their puns.
The Harbingers of Growth
Let’s not forget, the sidekick is often crucial to the rogue’s character arc.
It is their influence, their challenges, and their unwavering belief that spur the rogue towards personal growth.
They are the catalysts for change, the unsung therapists guiding our anti-heroes towards a semblance of personal development.
The Best Fantasy Rogues’ Sidekicks
It’s time to shine a well-deserved spotlight on the best of the best—the stalwart companions of some of fantasy’s most beloved rogues.
These are the sidekicks who’ve saved skins, shared burdens, and stood by their partners in crime through thick and thin.
Royce Melborn – The Shadowy Counterpart in Riyria
Royce Melborn of “The Riyria Revelations” is half of the most notorious pair of thieves across the land of Elan.
If Hadrian is the brawn, Royce is the shadow—slipping through darkness, a whisper that spells death for the unsuspecting.
But more than just a lethal blade in the dark, he’s a true companion to Hadrian.
Their banter is the stuff of legend, and his loyalty—once earned—is as solid as the steel he wields.
Jean Tannen – The Gentle Giant of Camorr
In Scott Lynch’s “The Lies of Locke Lamora,” Jean Tannen is the rock to Locke’s hard place.
This bespectacled bruiser can crunch skulls as easily as he can recite poetry.
But Jean’s more than just muscle; his heart and his steadfastness often serve as the moral compass for the Gentleman Bastards, especially when Locke’s schemes spiral out of control—which is always.
Nighteyes – The Furred Philosopher and Companion
Nighteyes from Robin Hobb’s “Farseer Trilogy” redefines what it means to be a sidekick.
As a wolf bonded to Fitz, Nighteyes is more than a pet; he’s a brother, confidant, and comrade.
This four-legged philosopher brings wisdom, wit, and an unwavering loyalty to the table, showing that sometimes the best friends come with fur and fangs.
Azoth – The Apprentice to a Master Assassin in “The Night Angel Trilogy”
The transformation of Azoth into Kylar Stern in Brent Weeks’ “The Night Angel Trilogy” sees him as a sidekick to the master assassin, Durzo Blint.
Azoth’s loyalty and his journey from street rat to skilled killer is a poignant representation of the sidekick as both student and eventual hero in his own right.
His moral compass remains intact, often leading him to question the darker paths they tread.
Wayne – The Eccentric Sidekick in the Mistborn Era 2
Wayne from Brandon Sanderson‘s “Mistborn” series is a master of accents, disguises, and the fine art of “borrowing.”
As Waxillium Ladrian’s partner, Wayne is equal parts infuriating and indispensable.
With a penchant for mischief and a unique sense of justice, he provides not only comic relief but also a reminder that even the most solemn moments can benefit from a touch of the absurd.
So, let us raise a tankard to these paragons of patience, these models of loyalty—the sidekicks of fantasy’s most famous rogues.
May their wit be as quick as their reflexes, and may their rogues’ fortunes be enough to at least keep them in decent boots.
And remember, behind every rogue’s triumphant smirk, there’s a sidekick, probably muttering, “I told you so.”