Fantasy Weapon Masterclass: The Top Ten Classic Swords, Staffs, and More That Every Adventurer Needs

Discover the ultimate Fantasy Weapon Masterclass! Unleash the power of Excalibur, Gandalf’s staff, Thor’s hammer, and more. Arm yourself with the top ten classic swords, staffs, and weapons for every adventurer. Prepare for epic battles and triumph over your enemies!

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Welcome, brave warriors and mighty wizards!

Are you tired of being caught in battle with just a rusty sword and a worn-out shield?

Fear not, for you will discover the top ten weapons you need to make your enemies tremble and your allies cheer.

From Excalibur to the Ash’s chainsaw, these weapons will make sure you come out victorious in any battle.

1. Excalibur.

This classic weapon is perfect for any fantasy hero. Not only is it powerful and sharp, but it also has the added bonus of being able to cut through any material (except maybe adamantium). Plus, it’s been blessed by the Lady of the Lake, so you know it’s legit.

2. Gandalf’s staff.

This powerful wizard’s staff has the ability to summon fire and lightning, and can even make you invisible. All you need is a long beard and the ability to stare meaningfully into the distance while wearing a pointy hat.

3. Thor’s hammer.

This powerful weapon is wielded by the god of thunder (the weather, not the nineties rock band). It can summon lightning and thunder at will (again, the weather, not the band). It’s perfect for crushing those pesky goblins and trolls. Just be careful not to throw it too far, or you might have a hard time finding it again.

4. Conan’s sword.

This powerful weapon is perfect for any barbarian or warrior. It’s great for slicing and dicing your enemies. And let’s be real, who doesn’t want to yell “Crom!” while wielding this bad boy?

5. The Dragonslayer sword.

This weapon is specifically designed to slay dragons, which are notoriously difficult to take down. Though whether this thing works on kittens is still up for debate…and the subject of a series of diabolical experiments I wish to conduct.

6. Merlin’s wand.

This powerful wizard’s wand has the ability to summon magic, cast spells, and even make you fly. Like Gandalf’s staff, accessorize with a long beard and pointy hat.

7. Link’s sword.

Wielded by the hero of Hyrule, this is powerful enough to take down giant monsters, powerful wizards, and even helps you solve puzzles.

8. Keanu’s powers.

Weild the ability to bend the laws of physics and make the impossible possible, including making sense of plot holes in earlier movies.

9. Sauron’s Ring.

This powerful ring, once wielded by the Dark Lord Sauron himself, has the ability to control the minds of others and even summon armies of orcs. But be careful, it has a tendency to corrupt those who wield it. So, if you’re feeling a little too power-hungry, it’s probably best to give this one a miss.

10. Inigo Montoya’s sword.

This weapon, wielded by the famous swordsman Inigo Montoya, is not only sharp and deadly, but it also has the added bonus of allowing you to deliver the perfect comeback line to your enemies. Just make sure you practice your “My name is Inigo Montoya” speech before heading into battle.

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The fifth anniversary of Wizard of the Wasteland

Celebrate the 5th anniversary of Jon Cronshaw’s debut novel, ‘Wizard of the Wasteland’. Immerse in Abel’s post-apocalyptic journey in a special hardback edition.

Wizard of the Wasteland by Jon Cronshaw

Five years ago, on June 20, 2017, a spellbinding tale of resilience, survival, and redemption emerged from the ashes of a ruined world – Jon Cronshaw’s debut novel, ‘Wizard of the Wasteland’.

Today, we invite you to celebrate this extraordinary milestone by delving into the gritty world of Abel in a brand-new hardback edition. It’s a chance to feel the weight of Abel’s journey, literally in your hands, for the first time ever.

Abel, an unlikely survivor of the apocalypse, is haunted by a past that’s as relentless as the desolate wasteland he navigates. With his loyal dog by his side, he earns a living trading salvaged relics from a forgotten era. But when Abel stumbles upon a group of enslaved children, his struggle for survival evolves into a fight for redemption.

Can he conquer the beast of addiction gnawing at his soul? Amidst the relentless desolation, can he find a sanctuary, a place to call home? Is there room for hope in a seemingly hopeless world?

‘Wizard of the Wasteland’ isn’t just a story; it’s an exploration of the human spirit’s capacity to endure and find purpose in the bleakest of landscapes.

Join us in celebrating this post-apocalyptic journey’s 5th anniversary. Revisit Abel’s world or explore it for the first time in this special hardback edition.

The resilient spirit of the ‘Wizard of the Wasteland’ awaits you. Step into Abel’s shoes. Discover hope in the heart of desolation. Secure your copy of the hardback edition today and let the journey begin anew.

Fighting the Darkness: 10 Essential Tips for Surviving in a Grimdark Fantasy World

Survive the perils of a grimdark fantasy world with these essential tips. From weapons to avoiding dark forests, master the art of survival.

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Ah, the joys of a grimdark fantasy world: darkness, despair, and the constant threat of being devoured by giant, man-eating spiders.

But fear not, because here you’ll a handy list of survival tips to help you navigate this bleak and dismal realm.

From avoiding dark forests to spotting the signs of necromancers, these tips will give you the upper hand in the never-ending battle for survival.

So grab your sharpest stick, because things are about to get real. Just don’t blame me when you’re inevitably devoured by giant, man-eating spiders…

1. Always carry a sword (or at least a sharp stick).

In a grimdark fantasy world, danger lurks around every corner, and being armed is essential for survival.

2. Learn to spot the signs of a prophecy.

Everything revolves around ancient prophecies and the chosen one. Knowing how to spot the signs can give you a head start on the competition.

3. Avoid the dark forests.

It may seem obvious, but dark forests are where the worst monsters and horrors reside. If you must enter one, make sure you have a good guide and a reliable map. Oh, and please refer back to tip number one.

4. Stay away from the hordes of the undead.

Whether they are zombies, skeletons, or worse, undead hordes are a sure sign that things are about to get very bad.

5. Trust no one, especially if they’re necromancers.

Let’s be blunt—necromancers are bastards. They’re the ultimate bad guys in grimdark fantasy, and they’re always up to no good. Do not trust them. I repeat…never trust a necromancer.

6. Learn to survive in extreme environments.

Grimdark fantasy worlds are often harsh and unforgiving, so it’s important to learn how to survive in a variety of conditions. And pack plenty of anti-fungal cream. Trust me, you’ll need it.

7. Learn to spot the signs of dark magic.

Dark magic can be found everywhere, and it’s important to know how to spot it before it’s too late. If there are occult symbols, swirly things, or smoke that appears to have sentience…run. Just run.

8. Keep a journal.

It’s all too easy to get lost in the endless darkness, so keeping a journal can help you remember where you’ve been and what you’ve seen. Plus, it may help others when they pick it from your half-rotted corpse.

9. Learn to appreciate the small moments of beauty.

Beauty is often hard to come by in a grimdark world, so it’s important to take a moment to appreciate the small things. Just maybe not look too closely at the cute furry things, because it will probably bit your nose off.

10. Keep your sense of humour.

Even in the darkest of worlds, laughter can help you endure the toughest times. And the laughter of others can act as warning beacon if it sounds particularly unhinged.

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Welcome to the Grimdark: 10 Signs You’re Trapped in a Fantasy World of Despair

Discover the signs of being trapped in a grimdark fantasy world of despair. From eternal darkness to man-eating spiders, navigate the treacherous terrain with these 10 key indicators.

Welcome to the land of eternal darkness, where the only thing harder than staying alive is finding a decent latte.

But don’t fret, because this post will guide you through the treacherous terrain of this bleak and dismal realm.

Here are 10 ways to know you’re stuck in a grimdark fantasy world:

1. You can’t walk five feet without tripping over a corpse.

2. The sun is always setting, even at noon.

3. The local pub serves nothing but mead and despair.

4. The only animals you see are giant, man-eating spiders and giant, man-eating spiders that can fly.

5. The king is either a tyrant or a zombie…or a zombie-tyrant.

6. The only way to tell the difference between the heroes and the villains is that the heroes are slightly less evil.

7. Every conversation starts with “Winter is coming” and ends with “We’re all gonna die.”

8. The only thing more dangerous than the wilderness is the city.

9. The only jobs available are “adventurer” or “sacrificial lamb.”

10, The only way to win is to not play.

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Ten Movies Every Fantasy Reader Should Watch

Discover the enchanting realm of fantasy movies with our top 10 must-watch films. Immerse yourself in magical worlds, epic adventures, and beloved characters that have captivated audiences for generations.

Fantasy movies have captivated audiences since the dawn of cinema, transporting us to magical worlds filled with wonder and adventure.

From classic tales of good versus evil, to modern interpretations of fantasy literature, these films have left a lasting impression on audiences of all ages.

Here are the ten movies every fantasy fan should watch:

1. “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001)

Directed by Peter Jackson, this epic film adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic novel is a must-see for any fantasy fan. With stunning visuals and a compelling story, “The Fellowship of the Ring” sets the stage for an epic trilogy of films.

2. “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)

This classic film, based on L. Frank Baum’s novel, is the timeless tale of a young girl’s journey through a magical land. With unforgettable performances and iconic songs, “The Wizard of Oz” is a movie that continues to be loved by audiences of all ages.

3. “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” (2001)

The first film in the Harry Potter series, “The Philosopher’s Stone” introduces audiences to the magical world of Hogwarts and the beloved characters of Harry, Ron, and Hermione. With stunning special effects and a compelling story, this film is a must-see for any fantasy fan.

4. “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” (2005)

Based on C.S. Lewis’s classic novel, “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” is a visually stunning film that transports audiences to the magical world of Narnia.

5. “Pan’s Labyrinth” (2006)

Directed by Guillermo del Toro, “Pan’s Labyrinth” is a dark, magical tale that explores the blurred lines between fantasy and reality. With stunning visuals and a thought-provoking story, this film is sure to leave a lasting impression on viewers.

6. “The NeverEnding Story” (1984)

Based on Michael Ende’s novel, “The NeverEnding Story” is a classic fantasy film that tells the tale of a young boy who is drawn into a magical world filled with adventure and danger. T

7. “The Dark Crystal” (1982)

Directed by Jim Henson and Frank Oz, “The Dark Crystal” is a bizarre fantasy film that tells the story of a young Gelfling who must restore balance to his world.

8. “Labyrinth” (1986)

Directed by Jim Henson, “Labyrinth” is a classic fantasy film that tells the story of a young girl who must navigate a dangerous labyrinth to save her baby brother. Starring David Bowie, this movie has one of the best soundtracks of the 1980s.

9. “The Princess Bride” (1987)

Directed by Rob Reiner, “The Princess Bride” is a classic fantasy film that tells the tale of a young woman who must be rescued from an evil prince. Comedic and charming, this is a movie that will delight viewers of all ages.

10. “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Directed by Peter Jackson, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” is the first film in a trilogy based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic novel. The movie follows the story of hobbit Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) as he joins a group of dwarves on a quest to reclaim the Lonely Mountain from the dragon Smaug.

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Seven Fantasy Writers of Colour to Add to Your Reading List

Discover the world of black fantasy literature with these seven captivating books by black authors. From N.K. Jemisin to Ta-Nehisi Coates, explore diverse stories and characters in this genre.

Fantasy literature has historically been a genre dominated by white authors and white characters.

However, in recent years, there has been a push for more diversity in fantasy literature, including more representation of black authors and black characters.

This blog post will highlight seven books by black fantasy authors you should add to your reading list.

From epic fantasy to Afrofuturism, these authors are breaking new ground in the genre and creating stories that are both imaginative and thought-provoking.

So, without further ado, let’s dive into the world of black fantasy literature.

1. “The City We Became” by N.K. Jemisin.

This book is the first in a trilogy set in New York City and tells the story of five strangers who must come together to save the city from an ancient evil.

2. “The Black God’s Drums” by P. Djèlí Clark.

This novella takes place in an alternate-history New Orleans where airships and magic coexist, and follows a young orphan girl who gets caught up in a conspiracy involving a stolen artifact with the power to summon the Black God.

3. “Who Fears Death” by Nnedi Okorafor.

Set in post-apocalyptic Sudan, this novel follows the journey of Onyesonwu, a girl born of rape, as she discovers her powers and sets out to defeat the sorcerer responsible for her mother’s death.

4. “The Deep” by Rivers Solomon.

This novel tells the story of the descendants of pregnant African women thrown overboard by slave traders, who survive and form their own underwater society, and their struggle to reclaim their humanity.

5. “The Chaos” by Nalo Hopkinson.

This novel is set in a Caribbean-inspired fantasy world and follows the story of a young woman who must confront her family’s past and the dark forces that threaten her community.

6. “The Shadow Speaker” by Nisi Shawl.

Set in a post-apocalyptic Africa, this novel follows the story of Ewu, a girl with the ability to see and communicate with the dead, as she sets out on a journey to save her village from an evil sorcerer.

7. “The Water Dancer” by Ta-Nehisi Coates.

This novel is set in pre-Civil War America and tells the story of Hiram Walker, a young enslaved man who discovers he has the power to transport himself through memories of water.

What are your favourites? 

Dawn of Assassins – chapter one (excerpt)

Embark on a thrilling journey with Jon Cronshaw’s dark fantasy novel, Dawn of Assassins. Join Fedor, a reluctant apprentice to a master assassin, as he navigates a dangerous world of life and death. With captivating characters and heart-pounding action, this is a must-read for fans of gritty fantasy adventures. Start reading now and get ready for an unforgettable tale that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Dawn of Assassin by Jon Cronshaw

Gaslamps illuminated the flagstones with dull light, bringing with them the constant hiss of the Nordturm night. Fedor raced across Kathryn Square when a pair of patrolling constables disappeared from view.

He knew their route well, their timings, their patterns, their habit of doling out violence before asking questions. He’d been at the receiving end more times than he could count, but nothing left deeper bruises than a beating from the watch.

His gaze shifted to his crewmates, Yorik and Onwyth, their forms barely visible against the night, their whistles signalling the all-clear.

He gestured for Lev to follow him around the Mercer’s Company building, its walls glowing white against the moonlight, and positioned himself below the drainpipe. He’d worked hundreds of jobs as Lev’s second—sneaks, snatches, scams—all with the hope that one day they would score big.

Lev squeezed his shoulder. “You ready, mate?”

Fedor glanced up at the roof, his stomach muscles clenching. “You sure this thing’s legit?”

“Lita said so.” Lev pulled his hat down. “Who am I to argue?”

“I just don’t get why no one else has bothered before.”

Lev let out a sigh. “Let’s just focus on the payoff.”

“Right.” Fedor began to climb, his teeth gritted as he heaved himself up three storeys.

Cold wind blew in from the Braun Sea, muffling the sounds of the city below. If Yorik or Onwyth whistled the signal to abandon the job, would he hear?

When he reached the roof, he flexed his fingers and took a moment to catch his breath as Lev slowly made his way up the pipe.

Upper Nordturm’s rooftops glistened with the day’s earlier rainfall, reflecting the light from hundreds of dotted gas lamps, and the full moon staring down from the blackness.

“It’s higher up here than you’d think.” Lev stretched and gazed across the city. “You can see for miles.”

Taking care not to slip, Fedor clambered up the slate tiles. When he reached the roof’s apex, his eyes latched onto the weathervane.

It stood just over half his height—a black wyvern cast in wrought iron, its wings thrust back, no doubt to create the illusion of flight and a flat surface to catch the wind.

“You sure this is—” He spotted the weathervane’s ravenglass eyes, deep endless black orbs swallowing the shadows. “Wow.”

Lev rubbed his hands together and elbowed Fedor aside. “Look at the size of those beauties.”

“I still don’t get why people pay so much for these things. It’s not like they do stuff.”

“You could say that about anything, mate.” Lev cracked his knuckles, crouched next to the weathervane, and groped around the eye sockets. “They’re in pretty tight.”

“You got the bag of tools?”

“You’re a bag of tools.”

Fedor sighed. “Have you got them?”

“Yeah.” Lev reached inside his coat and pulled out a crowbar. “Just be ready if this thing pops out.”

Fedor listened out for warning calls from the others and stood behind Lev in an awkward half-crouch, his hands spread, ready to catch.

“This thing isn’t shifting.” Lev pulled off his flat cap, revealing curls of black hair matted with sweat, and dragged a sleeve across his brow.

“Maybe you need to cut round it.” He stiffened at an owl call—a signal from Yorik. “Shit.”

“Ignore it.”

Fedor glanced back over his shoulder as a pair of constables joined the square below. “The watch are about. They shouldn’t be here.” A breath caught in his throat. “Shit.”

“Screw the watch, mate.” Lev waved a hand. “They won’t see us up here.”

“They could. The moon’s pretty bright.” He glanced up at the moon and licked his lips. “I don’t know…maybe we should call a thirty-three?”

“Sack that.” Lev shot him a glare. “Mate, we’re here. No way they can see us.”

Fedor swallowed.

“And even if they did, who knows these rooftops better than us? Those waddling bastards don’t stand a chance.”

Lev was right.

Fedor just had to hold his nerve. He’d chosen his hooded tunic and leggings to match the tone of the slates. They were as good as invisible. But, still, the prospect of a beating and a night in the cells didn’t appeal to him. “Can’t you work any faster?”

“You want to try?” He offered Fedor the crowbar and cocked an eyebrow.

“No. It’s just—”

“It’s just nothing, mate. The quicker I can get these things out, the quicker we can do one.” He jammed the crowbar around the left eye socket, straining as he levered it back and forth. “I can do this.”

“It’s no good. You got any cutters?”

“Not here.”

“How about a saw?”

“Saw would be good. But, no.”

“Damn it.” Fedor tracked the constables as they strode towards him. “They’re headed this way.”

“Settle down.” Lev gestured to the square. “They’re not even looking around. They’re just walking and talking, mate. Probably not even on duty.”

“Right.” Fedor’s heart raced. His chest burned. Every part of him had to run, his instincts crying out for them to abandon the job.

“Yes!”

“You got it?” Fedor leant forward, ready to catch.

“No. But I think I felt something shift.”

“This is taking too long.” He started at the sound of flapping leather and spun to face a grey wyvern, its black eyes staring back at him. “Erm…thirty-three.”

“Mate. We’re not—” Lev fumbled his crowbar and shot to his feet. “Shit.” He charged past Fedor, shimmied towards the bottom of the roof, and slid down the drainpipe.

Fedor went next, a bolt of pain streaking up his feet and legs as he landed.

Lev let out something like a bird call, letting the others know they had abandoned the job, and led the gang back towards the lower city.

The crew reconvened when they crossed the Kusten Road. The priests had told Fedor the ancient road was built during the early days of the Ostreich Empire and cut a straight line along to the eastern coastline, stretching from Gottsisle to the north, to Wiete’s capital Welttor to the south.

During the day, carts and taxis crowded the road, but at night it stood silent, no doubt all in fear of thieves and bandits lying in ambush between Nordturm and Hafendorf.

Fedor followed the slope down to Lower Nordturm’s entrance. Wide enough for two people, its stone maw was smoothed by wind and time. The oldest part of the city stood beneath the looming Great Tower, the city’s interior carved from the cliff overlooking the Braun Sea.

Some say the city was carved from stone by Wiete’s earliest settlers, or shaped by Creation herself. Others believe it was once a great nest for hundreds of wyverns in the days when the creatures were as broad as ships and enslaved humanity.

Fedor was never sure where the truth lay, and if he was being honest, it didn’t matter. He had a roof over his head and a bed he could call his own, which was more than could be said for the countless street kids and beggars that made their homes around the city.

The maze of caves, canals and tunnels had been Fedor’s home since he’d been brought there as a young child to live with the priests of Creation.

Constables eyed them when they stepped inside. The familiar smells of damp stone and sulphur mingled with the ever-changing aromas drifting from docked ships.

Fedor’s skin prickled at the rising temperature as they passed through the hive of tunnels.

The others didn’t speak as they passed through the docks, its cavernous roof enclosing scores of moored ships.

Wind howled in through the sea gate, the giant portcullis structure catching light from alchemical globes hanging from the rocky ceiling.

Fedor followed a path between empty crates and fishing nets and turned into the tunnels.

He traipsed along the canal, trying to ignore the haunted waters, dark and black and stinking.

Nothing lived beneath that surface, though many things died.

He glanced back over his shoulder, checking they hadn’t been followed, and stopped at the den’s entrance.

Lev stepped forward and rapped on the door in his usual rhythm.

Yorik and Onwyth huddled together, their breath like clouds. Yorik’s broad shoulders and thick arms reminded Fedor of an ice bear he had once seen fighting a man in the arena.

An eye appeared through a peephole and the door opened.

Fedor acknowledged the crew’s boss with a smile. Melita, tall and slender with long red hair and bright green eyes, returned the gesture. His gaze drifted to the gold coin hanging from her necklace as she held the door open.

“Any luck?” she asked.

“Had to call a thirty-three,” Lev said.

“Oh?” She raised an eyebrow and gestured them inside. Yorik and Onwyth went on ahead.

“We were spotted. Had to be done.”

Her hand briefly clenched. “The watch?”

“Wyvern,” Fedor said.

Melita bolted the door and turned to Fedor. “Same one as before?”

“Yeah.”

Lev sighed. “You don’t know that, mate. It was dark.”

“It was the same one. I know it was.”

He followed Lev and Melita through the vestibule and along a winding tunnel to the common room.

No more than ten paces across, its walls curved into the ceiling. The glow from an alchemical tube cast crooked shadows along the rock.

A pair of sofas pressed against the opposite wall.

A gaming table stood to the door’s right.

Fedor flopped down onto the nearest sofa and forced a smile at the others. He hated returning from a job empty-handed.

Yorik leant back on the other sofa, his skin pale, his thick red beard a stark contrast to his thinning brown hair. “What happened?” He spoke in a clipped Molotok accent. “Why thirty-three?”

“I saw that wyvern again.”

Yorik folded his arms and leant back, his top lip curling. “Is not good.”

Fedor shrugged. “What am I supposed to do?”

“You keep seeing wyvern. How do you know it is same?”

“I just do.”

Onwyth sniffed and turned from her seat at the gaming table. She bore the dark tones of the Southern Isles and wore her ash-dyed saltlocks loose down her back. She held Fedor’s gaze. “How many times has that been now?”

Fedor glanced down at his hands and shrugged. “I don’t know.”

“What does it want? It’s like every time we do a job, you keep seeing that…that thing.”

“It’s not every job.” His voice came out higher than he would have liked. “It’s just been a few lately.”

“It’s too many.” Onwyth scrunched her nose. “Don’t you just hate wyverns?”

“I don’t know why it keeps following us.” Fedor blinked up at the ceiling and let out a sigh. “But what can we do? It just appears from nowhere.”

“You should turn the tables.” Onwyth leant forward, her right hand closing into a fist. “You should go after it. Let the hunter become the hunted. I bet you could get a pistol or a harpoon, and then next time you see it, you could shoot it, and then you won’t have any excuse to call thirty-threes all the time. You’d probably even get a few coin for a wyvern skin.”

Fedor glared at her. “I’m a thief, not a killer.”

“Wyverns aren’t people.” She waved a hand. “You’d kill a rat, wouldn’t you?”

“Not really.”

“I would.” She grinned. “I love killing rats. I see them all the time by the canal.” She gestured towards the den’s entrance. “If you grab one of the big ones by the tail, you can smash it against a wall. It makes a great noise. Bit like a squashy kind of thud.”

“I think rats are a bit different to wyverns.”

“They’re basically just flying rats.”

“With scales,” Fedor said.

“More like flying bats, then.”

“Bats can already fly.”

A deep crease set along Onwyth’s brow. “All I know is that they’re horrible slimy creatures that fly around costing us coin.”

“I don’t think they’re slimy.”

“They’re scaled. Scales are slimy.”

Fedor shook his head. “I don’t think they are.”

“Who cares? You’re missing my point. All I’m saying is that doing a wyvern in is no different to playing splat-the-rat.”

Fedor’s eyes widened. “You’ve got a name for it?”

Onwyth sniffed. “Tell me how it’s any different?”

“They’re sentient creatures.” Fedor shrugged and met Lev’s gaze, hoping he’d speak up. “They, erm…they think and feel.”

“How would you know?”

“They talk for one thing.”

She rolled her eyes and scoffed. “Parrots talk.”

“Parrots parrot.”

She gave him a confused look. “Huh?”

“They don’t really talk, do they?”

“I heard a parrot the other day at the docks. It kept swearing and begging for crackers.” She jabbed a forefinger down on the table. “That’s talking.”

“It’s not though, is it?” Fedor tried not to sigh. “Parrots just copy whatever they’ve been taught. Wyverns are just like people.”

Onwyth snorted out a laugh. “Yeah, slimy reptile people, maybe. How many people have you seen with wings?”

“That’s not what I mean.”

“They’re no better than rats. They’re getting in the way of our jobs. I say you get yourself a sack and a club and take that thing out once and for all.”

Fedor sighed. “I repeat, I’m not a killer.”

“Perhaps you trap it in net,” Yorik said. “Not kill it, but give it beating.”

“Or smash its wings.” Onwyth jumped to her feet. “Or snap its legs.”

Fedor shook his head. “I’m not going to do that.”

Lev grinned and drummed a rhythm on the sofa’s arm. “You know he’d only find something else to blame if he did.”

“Yeah.” Onwyth pointed at him. “Oh, no. There’s a rat. Thirty-three. Thirty-three. I don’t like how that parrot’s looking at me. Thirty-three.”

Fedor huffed and folded his arms. “That’s not fair.”

“Whatever.” Lev removed his cap and pursed his lips. “You’ve got to take risks in this line of work, mate. It’s almost like I didn’t teach you shit.”

“There’s risks and then there’s risks. I’m not taking unnecessary ones. They’re unnecessary for a reason.”

“Risk nothing and you risk everything, mate.”

Fedor glared at him. “You were down that drainpipe before I’d even had chance to move.”

“Yeah.” Lev raised a finger. “But only because you called a thirty-three.”

Yorik raked a hand down his beard. “And it was necessary call, huh?”

Melita cleared her throat from the doorway and raised her chin. “If he called a thirty-three, he called a thirty-three.” She narrowed her eyes at Yorik. “Do you understand?”

“Yes, boss. I just—”

“That’s the beginning and end of the discussion.” She stepped into the common room and sat on the sofa to Fedor’s left. “If we don’t keep that as a sacred part of our code, then we may as well walk away.”

“I agree.” Yorik’s head rocked from side to side. “But there are other things to consider—”

“No. There aren’t.” She held Yorik’s gaze. “We need to trust each other’s judgement.”

Yorik’s neck stiffened. “Fedor should toughen up. He calls most thirty-threes.”

Fedor’s mouth dropped open. “That’s only because I’m usually Lev’s second.”

“That’s enough.” Melita glared at Yorik and Fedor before relaxing into an easy smile and turning to Lev. “What did we learn from the job?”

“There’s two ravenglass orbs up there, each as big as a fist.”

“So, they’re real?”

“Yeah.”

“What went wrong?”

“Apart from the wyvern?”

She gave a slight nod.

“I don’t know.” Lev shrugged one shoulder. “That was it, really. Wyvern scuppered our game…again.”

“Tools,” Fedor said. “We need something better to cut the eyes out.”

“What did you use?”

“Crowbar,” Lev said

“To prise wrought iron?”

His gaze dropped. “Yeah.”

“And you thought that would work?”

“I don’t know. Yeah. Maybe.”

“On wrought iron?”

He rolled his eyes. “Fine. We need something better.”

Melita rose to her feet. “Good idea. I suggest you get another plan together—a better one—and try again tomorrow.”

Lev frowned. “Tomorrow?”

“You got something better on?”

“No. But—”

“We need the coin.”

Lev dipped his head. “Right, boss.”

“Good.” She strode from the common room.

Onwyth and Yorik followed, closing the door behind them.

Lev let out a long sigh.

“What’s up?” Fedor asked.

“I’m just sick of these shitty jobs.”

“Two ravenglass orbs. I’d say that’s at least, what, five hundred krones?”

“What’s that halved and split between five? We need something bigger, mate. Much bigger.” He banged his head back against the sofa. “How long we been doing this?”

Fedor shrugged. “Dunno. Four years, maybe.”

“And where we at?” His fists curled tight.

“We’ve got a lot more than some out there.”

“All I’ve got to my name is what’s in my purse. How are we supposed to get out of this shit-hole if we keep doing small-time jobs?” He ran a hand back through his hair. “Every time one of us calls a thirty-three, it’s like everything gets shoved back another day. I’m just sick of it, mate.”

“So, what? We get caught by the watch? I don’t know about you, but I’m not really interested in the mines or the gibbet.”

“That’s not what I mean. I just think…I just think we deserve better.”

“It’s alright here. At least we’ve got a roof over our heads. We never go hungry.”

“That’s just surviving, mate. I don’t know about you, but I want more.”

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22 Unmissable Fantasy Books of 2022: Your Ultimate Guide

Uncover the magic of 2022’s top fantasy novels. This guide shines a spotlight on 22 unmissable, spellbinding adventures from the year’s best releases.

Another year, another towering pile of epic fantasy books hitting the shelves.

Let’s shine a spotlight on 22 brilliant fantasy novels from 2022 that you simply mustn’t miss.

No tedious prologues here, just top-notch action, imagination, and maybe the odd goblin who meets the business end of a battleaxe.

Babel by R.F. Kuang

In this dark academia fantasy, students at a university hold dangerous secrets that could unleash catastrophe, if rival factions don’t tear each other apart first.

The Soul Keepers by Lori Titus

Dark fantasy at its twisty, atmospheric best. A young woman must harness dangerous powers to unravel the mysteries of an ancient order of soul keepers.

Kingdom of Exiles by Maxym M. Martineau

A banished princess joins forces with a charismatic monster hunter, uncovering secrets and sparks along the way in this action-packed adventure.

The Paradox Hotel by Rob Hart A mind-bending science fantasy adventure in which a hotel’s janitor stumbles upon its many interdimensional secrets and paradoxes.

The Blood Tartan by Raymond St. Elmo

A Celtic clan chieftain embarks on a mystical odyssey, braving otherworldly fae and monstrous forces. Lush worldbuilding steeped in folklore.

The Mirror Season by Anna-Marie McLemore

Two teens come together amid trauma and mystery in this lyrical magical realist tale that blends fantasy with gritty contemporary themes.

The Price of Magic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia

Inspired by Aztec mythology, this intricate fantasy novel subverts expectations at every turn. The price of forbidden magic proves steep.

The Obsidian Tower by Melissa Caruso

An unusual setting of criminals conscripted to fight in a war between rival mages highlights Caruso’s fresh epic fantasy debut.

The Hourglass Throne by K.D. Edwards

Edwards continues the intimate yet ambitious Tarot Sequence series, focusing on personal relationships amid sweeping threats.

The Cursed Titans by Ricardo Victoria

Mexican mythology meets military fantasy as an Aztec peasant becomes an unlikely hero. Blends mythic quests with gritty action.

The Sea Between by Elizabeth Bear

Epic fantasy collides with bohemian urban fantasy in this wonderfully unique novel following a magician hiding from his dangerous past life.

Under the Pendulum Sun by Jeannette Ng

Mythical intrigue and faerie politics unfold in a richly imagined Victorian Gothic fantasy brimming with theological drama.

Storm Weaver by Elle Katharine White

Epic fantasy plus Jane Austen etiquette? White’s charming debut follows a young lady unwittingly caught up in magical intrigues. Witty and romantic.

The Book Eaters by Sunyi Dean

Creepy and fascinating dark fantasy about a mysterious ancient order who consume the magic within ancient books.

Lions and Traitors by J.E. Grace

Shakespearean intrigue takes a darkly fantastical twist as assassins and spies collide in this tense historical thriller.

The Compass Rose by Gail Dayton

High seas fantasy filled with swashbuckling adventures and the wonder of discovery in a world where Compass Roses control the winds.

All the Murmuring Bones by A.G. Slatter

Slatter spins a gothic tale of dark family secrets, lost souls, and witches in Victorian London. Spooky magic abounds.

The Oleander Sword by Tasha Suri

Suri’s follow-up to Realm of Ash continues the epic yet character-driven tale inspired by Indian mythology.

God of Gnomes by Demi Harper

Whimsical, bite-sized fantasy stories following a gnome prophet and his quirky magical companions. Perfect for light-hearted adventuring.

The Ivory Key by Akshaya Raman

Sisters divided by magic must unite to open mystical portals and save their homeland in this expansive Indian-inspired fantasy.

The Rise of the Red Hand by Olivia Chadha

A layered work of South Asian inspired gaslamp fantasy set during an uprising against colonial oppressors in 33rd century India.

The Resurrectionist by L. Jagi Lamplighter

Demons both literal and metaphorical haunt the pages of this philosophical urban fantasy.

What were your top reads of 2022? Let me know in the comments?

A Book for All Seasons: Why Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather is a Must-Read All Year Round

Discover why Terry Pratchett’s ‘Hogfather’ is a must-read all year round. Explore witty humor, satire, and relatable characters in this whimsical yet heart-warming fantasy novel.

Hogfather by Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather is a novel I can’t help but love.

Published in 1996, it’s the twentieth book in Pratchett’s popular Discworld series, and tells the story of Death and his granddaughter Susan trying to save Christmas and rescue Santa…erm…I mean, save Hogwatch and rescue the Hogfather.

Full of witty humour, clever satire, and relatable characters, the Hogfather skewers fantasy tropes while still embracing them.

The book is set during the Discworld equivalent of Christmas, where the Hogfather, a jolly fat man in red, delivers presents to children. But when the Hogfather goes missing, Death steps in to take his place. This setup allows Pratchett to poke fun at the commercialization of Christmas while still celebrating the spirit of giving.

Pratchett explores the idea that if enough people believe in something, it can become real—the Tooth Fairy exists because children believe in her. But the Auditors of Reality are trying to use this idea to stop people believing in the Hogfather, and force him from existence.

We find Pratchett’s usual wide range of characters, including Death, his granddaughter Susan, and the bumbling wizards of Unseen University. But it is Mr. Jonathan Teatime, (pronounced “Teh-ah-tim-eh”) who is my personal favourite.

Sent to assassinate the Hogfather, Mr. Teatime is cold and brilliant. He is a gentleman who relishes being an assassin, though not for the money, but for the sheer joy of killing.

Hogfather’s a book that I cannot recommend enough. It’s dark and witty, but somehow whimsical and heart-warming.

Is this my favourite Pratchett? I’m not sure. He wrote so many great books, but this was the one that had the biggest impact on my own work as a writer.

What’s your favourite Pratchett novel?

Fantasy’s Finest Anti-Heroes: A List of the Top 10 Characters

Discover the captivating world of fantasy’s finest anti-heroes. Explore the top 10 characters in fantasy literature, from Geralt of Rivia to Kvothe. Complex, flawed, and utterly compelling, these anti-heroes blur the line between good and evil.

Anti-heroes are characters that possess both heroic and villainous qualities, making them complex and relatable.

They often blur the line between good and evil, making them some of the most interesting characters in fantasy literature.

Here are ten of the best anti-heroes in fantasy literature that you should check out.

1. Geralt of Rivia from “The Witcher” series by Andrzej Sapkowski.

Geralt is a monster hunter who is also a skilled warrior and magician. He’s a solitary figure who is often seen as a villain by those around him, but he’s also a hero in his own way.

2. Raistlin Majere from “Dragonlance” series by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

Raistlin is a powerful wizard who is also a recluse and a misanthrope. He’s a complex character who is both admirable and flawed, making him a true anti-hero.

3. Egwene al’Vere from “The Wheel of Time” series by Robert Jordan.

Egwene is a strong and determined leader who is also stubborn and impulsive.

4. Locke Lamora from “The Lies of Locke Lamora” by Scott Lynch.

Locke is a master thief and a con artist who is also a charismatic leader.

5. Kelsier from “Mistborn” series by Brandon Sanderson.

Kelsier is a powerful magician and a rebel leader who is also a ruthless and cunning strategist.

6. The Gunslinger from “The Dark Tower” series by Stephen King.

The Gunslinger is a solitary figure who is also a skilled warrior and a relentless pursuer.

7. Kvothe from “The Kingkiller Chronicle” series by Patrick Rothfuss.

Kvothe is a skilled magician and musician who is also an orphan, a thief, and a ladies’ man.

8. Kelsier from “The First Law Trilogy” by Joe Abercrombie.

Kelsier is a powerful warrior and a charismatic leader, known for his ruthlessness and cunning.

9. Jorg Ancrath from “The Broken Empire” trilogy by Mark Lawrence.

An ambitious king and a ruthless killer.

10. FitzChivalry Farseer from “The Farseer Trilogy” by Robin Hobb.

Fitz is a skilled assassin and a loyal servant who is also a bitter and damaged individual. He’s a complex character who is both admirable and flawed, making him a true anti-hero.

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